10. At the moment of truth, she shouts "Bingo!" 9. His idea of protecting the mortgage is an insurance bet in case the dealer has blackjack. 8. He assures you that what happens in his back-seat stays in his back-seat. 7. She insists her pair is bigger than yours, and you think "Well, duh!" 6. He says "I'm all-in," and you're still getting undressed. 5. When asked if she has the jack, she replies "you'll have to pay to see." 4. He recommends folding your small pair, and you're offended. 3. She regularly claims "I've got the nuts." 2. He says "My ace is high" and you think "Well, duh!"
and the number one Indicator Your Valentine May Be a Gambler:
1. When you ask her where her G-spot is, she says "Vegas!"
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